Misadventures with a Sexpert by Elizabeth Hayley

Author:Elizabeth Hayley [Hayley, Elizabeth]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781642632040
Publisher: Waterhouse Press
Published: 2020-07-20T18:30:00+00:00

GRAYSON

Once Hunter left, I grabbed my things and headed over to where Isla remained seated. I slid the cartoon I’d drawn across the table.

“Well, it turns out it’s more difficult than you’d think to illustrate an androgynous person.”

Isla kept her eyes on the drawing for a few more moments before lifting them to me. A slow smile crept over her face, and gradually, it turned into a laugh.

I couldn’t help but join in.

“You should make her chest bigger. She looks too masculine here.”

I laughed again. “She was masculine.”

Her head fell into her hands. “This might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve done in…well, ever.”

I raised an eyebrow. “Guess a threesome’s off the table then,” I teased.

“Yeah, I wouldn’t get your hopes up. If Patrick and Chase weren’t happening, I doubt Hunter has a chance. Though I’d be lying if I said that wasn’t the best date I’ve been on.”

I widened my eyes and felt the skin around them crinkle with my smile. “Seriously? That’s… Well, now that I think about it, that’s actually not that surprising considering her competition.”

“She was pretty normal. We actually had a lot in common.”

“Do you have a passion for oversized flannels also?”

She balled up a piece of a napkin and threw it across the table at me. The gesture was so cute, I didn’t even bother to dodge it. If I were being honest, Isla looked cute all the time—the way she pressed her lips together as she thought of what to say next, how her freckled cheeks flushed for seemingly no reason, the way the neck of her shirt slid just over her shoulder to reveal her pale-pink bra strap. It made me wonder if her panties matched.

“If you must know, I do own several flannels. They’re great to pair with scarves and boots in colder weather.”

“So that’s a no on the threesome, then? Just want to make sure.”

She smiled more sweetly than the question should’ve called for. Cute. “That’s a no on the threesome,” she echoed. “I think we should focus on the twosome first.”

“Oh, you do, do you?”

Nodding, she said, “Mm-hmm,” slowly. Then she reached across the table toward my face, but she didn’t touch it. Instead, she grabbed my collar and adjusted it. “Just fixing you.”

“That might prove a more difficult task than you think,” I joked. But there was more sincerity to the words than my tone let on. I was broken, and I didn’t think anyone was capable of putting me back together.

“Your collar,” she said, though there wasn’t actually a need for her to clarify. “It was sticking up in the back.”

“Thanks,” I replied. “But I wasn’t too worried about it since I was planning to have you take it off me later anyway.”

“Oh, were you now?” she practically sang. “Tell me more about that.”

My chest expanded with anticipation before I spoke. “I liked watching you last time. With the vibrator.” I kept my voice down, but I still noticed her cheeks redden. She looked beside us, most likely wondering if anyone had heard me.

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